Monday-a positive note

Need I say more?

Although I was secretly pulling for Ashley S to be the next contender, The Bachelorette is The Bachelorette so when it comes down to it, I don't really care who it is. Countless weeks of televised drunken debauchery at the expense of other people's souls is enough to keep me hooked week after week. Plus, it shines a whole new light on Monday nights!

Anywho-I went ahead and checked out the boys for ya, Ash. Some look like they might hold their own. Others-not so much.

Exhibit A: Tim the Liquor Distributor. ew.

...this boy, on the other hand, looks like a nice
southern boy who might just charm the pants off of you.

Well hello there, Bentley! :)

Ladies, you'll be happy to know that Mr. Bentley's "tattoo count" is 0.
Thank you, ABC, for filling us in on that pertinent piece of info.

OH!...and Beau Howard...if you are reading this: I absolutely, without a doubt forbid you to watch the spoiler! ...cuz if you do...I find yooouuu!

& That's a threat, mister. Love, your wife.