Thank you for reminding me of every single ounce of pie, bacon and chips I should not have eaten this past weekend. While Candice, Adriana and Alessandra have been wearing articles of clothing that are smaller than anything that would fit on my right foot, I've been shoving my pie hole (literally) with ungodly amounts of terrible foods whilst ignoring the fact that I haven't worked out consistently in about a month.
Thanks for the reminder that I still need to lose those stupid 5 pounds I've gained since March and that my pants are a leeeeetle tighter than I'd like them to be. A muffin top is not the best accessory for this swimsuit.
Thanks for the motivation to get my tail to the gym the moment I get off work today and for the inspiration to actually do crunches for the first time in these past few months.
Thanks for providing me with yet another Instagram account to stalk. I mean, being an Angel looks like really really tough work...
Thanks for the subtle hint that I still lack in the ta-ta department. I really needed that...
Thanks to you, I'll be hitting up Whole Foods later today to purchase a month's worth of lettuce leaves and nothing more.
Also thanks to you, I'm officially deeming today "National Make Every Girl In America Feel Obese Day" because if that has been your mission, you have legitimately succeeded and now we all know your little secret.
Oh-and while I have all these wonderful things to thank you for, it would be just downright wrong for me to forget to mention a special thank you from my husband, Beau, for giving him the permission and the pleasure of watching your 6 foot tall, naturally beautiful supermodels on television tonight. May it be everything he's dreamed of. ;)
See you tonight, Alessandra.
Happy National Make Every Girl In America Feel Obese Day!
Who's tuning in tonight?! Please tell me I'm not the only one who's had this marked on her calendar for 2 months now?!