Love at First Keg Stand

Guess who broke into little this girl's blogger account last night??!!

'Tis me!

& I'm over at All In My Twenties doing a guest post while Kristen is on vacay. 

Should I mention she's in BRAZIL??!! Because she is...

Everybody at once..."jealous!!!!"

Anywho-jump on over there and hear all about how Kristen and I quickly became love birds over a romantic keg stand at a frat house.

I promise to not disappoint. (C'mon.I would never fail you!)

To Whom It May Concern:

Dear Carolyn,

Happy freakin' wedding week love!!! It's been so SO fun watching you go from a girlfriend to a fiance and now a WIFE!!! Can you believe it's here?! Like TOMORROW?! Ahhh! I am SO happy for you and can't WAIT for you to get back from Maui to post your wedding photos! You are going to be one beautiful bride! Congratulations and best wishes, Mrs. Roe!!!

(stole this. hope you don't mind.)

XOXO,
Le Hopeless Romantic

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Dear Beau,

My sweet, sweet husband...you have definitely gone off the deep end when it comes to blogging ideas. Don't get me wrong-I love your enthusiasm and all but my readers do not want to read about:

A) how you're shooting an Oryx this weekend (no one even knows what a damn Oryx is)

B) that you manage people's money for a living (I don't even know how I would write a full post about that)

OR

C) how your 3 fantasy football teams are doing

You're officially fired sir. If you want to write about these things, get your own blog.  ;)

Istillloveyou,
the MRS.

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Dear Austin (as in, the city-not the person),

Be nice to me this weekend. I'll be visiting brother bear and I know we'll be hitting up 6th Street (and possibly 3rd, 4th and 5th as well) but sister can't hang like she used to. Please make sure I return home with my liver.

Anticipating our time together,
Me

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Dear Southwest Airlines,

What on God's green earth makes you think that $950 is appropriate for a flight to Ohio????? COME ON! My flight to Hawaii was half that!! Looks like a trip to visit the twink won't be happ-nin' any time soon...

:*(

It is not free to move about the country,
El Cheap-o Traveler-o.

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Dear Wedding Photographer,

Get over yourself. 300 smackaroos for an 8x8 30 page album ON TOP OF what I already paid you to shoot our wedding??? 8 inches by 8 inches?? What the heck can you do with that!??!!

I don't think so,
The bride you can thank for your bad review

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Dear Friday,

Get here already.

kthanksbye.

This Ain't No Fashion Blog

Well, girls, guess who's ringing in Fall with a new outfit?

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I call this "The Confused Hunter"

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Photography by: Husband Photography

Camera: iPhone 4

Camo Onesie (You know you want one, too): Academy

AR-15: Borrowed & built by Beau

And this, ladies, is 5 good reasons why I'm not a fashion blogger. 

I may not own a pair of Tory Burch flats or skinny jeans nor have I even done so much as to try on either but dang it, when deer season rolls around, guess who's gonna look pimpin' in the deer stand??

Over & Out,

The Huntress

Howards Take On Hawaii: Final Days

Ok so I know y'all are totally NOT having these vacay posts anymore...don't worry...I'm pretty much over them myself, too.  I mean, who wants to read all about somewhere you're not?! Anywho-for those of you who have kept up, thank you! For those of you who are sick of it all...you're in luck because today sums it all up and I'll be back to regular blogging this week! (Can I get an "Amen?")

Day 6: Hanauma Bay

(Famous for the snorkeling)

For this not being a guided snorkeling trip, we saw a TON of different fish!

Eel!

Day 7: Stephanie gets sick + a Luau

Here I am all jacked up on vitamin C & Sudafed

To sum it up-we did nothing all day in hopes I would feel better for the luau that night...

Worked like a charm! ;)

I'm not a history buff at. all. but if you ever get the chance to go to a real Hawaiian luau, it's a must! Everything they do is authentic and true to the Hawaiian culture from the dress, to the hair, to the dancing...and the boys aren't too bad to look at either! ;)

As for the girls, I was mesmerized by them as well. 

The way they move their hips puts Shakira to shame.

A real pig roast!

(If you're squeamish or have never been around dead animals, look no further.)

Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Random photo with a large chested woman-standard for these boys...

No-we don't know her...

Oh-and I realize this may be slightly inappropriate but what would 

a Hawaiian vacation be without spotting a nice, bronze man sporting thee tiniest of tiny G-strings on Waikiki beach?!

You're welcome girls.

And you're also welcome for ending this recap.

xoxo