Happy freakin' wedding week love!!! It's been so SO fun watching you go from a girlfriend to a fiance and now a WIFE!!! Can you believe it's here?! Like TOMORROW?! Ahhh! I am SO happy for you and can't WAIT for you to get back from Maui to post your wedding photos! You are going to be one beautiful bride! Congratulations and best wishes, Mrs. Roe!!!
(stole this. hope you don't mind.)
XOXO,
Le Hopeless Romantic
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Dear Beau,My sweet, sweet husband...you have definitely gone off the deep end when it comes to blogging ideas. Don't get me wrong-I love your enthusiasm and all but my readers do not want to read about:
A) how you're shooting an Oryx this weekend (no one even knows what a damn Oryx is)
B) that you manage people's money for a living (I don't even know how I would write a full post about that)
OR
C) how your 3 fantasy football teams are doing
You're officially fired sir. If you want to write about these things, get your own blog. ;)
Istillloveyou,
the MRS.
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Dear Austin (as in, the city-not the person),Be nice to me this weekend. I'll be visiting brother bear and I know we'll be hitting up 6th Street (and possibly 3rd, 4th and 5th as well) but sister can't hang like she used to. Please make sure I return home with my liver.
Anticipating our time together,
Me
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Dear Southwest Airlines,What on God's green earth makes you think that $950 is appropriate for a flight to Ohio????? COME ON! My flight to Hawaii was half that!! Looks like a trip to visit the twink won't be happ-nin' any time soon...
:*(
El Cheap-o Traveler-o.
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Dear Wedding Photographer,Get over yourself. 300 smackaroos for an 8x8 30 page album ON TOP OF what I already paid you to shoot our wedding??? 8 inches by 8 inches?? What the heck can you do with that!??!!
I don't think so,
The bride you can thank for your bad review
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Dear Friday,
Get here already.
kthanksbye.
Maybe they charge so much to fly to Ohio because no one knows what it is? I'm not I would know what to do with myself if I ended up in Ohio. Is it even like, a real state? ;)
ReplyDeleteFYI My ideas are DA BOMB! So if you don't want to grace your friends with my ideas then I guess they will have to miss out on some of the most awesome blogs ever written.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Your Hubby
P.S. - it's a scimitar oryx, and I am very excited.
P.S.S. - Just wanted you to get me some referrals so I can buy you things like that specific camera you keep mentioning.
P.S.S.S - I am doing well in fantasy football but since your not going to cheer for me guess who gets to spend the winnings on guns and beer.
P.S.S.S.S. - I love you, be safe in Austin and I will hopefully see you sat.
Girl!! I hear you on the crazy photographers. Mine didn't even get pictures of our first dance and after we cut the cake, there is not one other picture from our reception of Kendol and I.
ReplyDeleteCracks me up! I do know what an oryx is, but perhaps it's because we are Texas girls?!
ReplyDeleteUm, how about I paid over $5 ger for our wedding photographer and at the time he hadn't switched over to digital, so we don't even have photos on the computer...just in an 8x8 book. Tear.
Aw, have fun in our city! Love hearing and seeing the drunken stories that occur on beloved 6th Street. There is a new area called Rainey Street I highly recommend and of course W 6th is always fun...ghetto 6th is the original though. :)
Lol at the SW fare..I didn't even think that had fares that high! Have fun a this weekend in Austin :)
ReplyDeleteSW charges THAT to Ohio???? What crap! And you crack me up. Let's be BFFs.
ReplyDeleteYay for Carolyn!! A lot to comment on this one.
ReplyDeleteFirst, SW airlines are on my shitlist. OHIO is amazeballs and there is no way I would live here for as long as I have if it sucked. You'll find that out though soon when you visit ;) I do wish we were closer though...boo.
Second, I think my hubby would appreciate Beau's blog suggestions. Billy wants to request one of the Frio river actually...haha
Lastly..what is wrong with your photographer?! You've had the worst luck with him, huh? Well, atleast you can forewarn your friends & others before they sign with him/them!
We will MISS you this weekend!! I'm sure I'll be sending you lots of pics via text. Love you!
LOL! Love it! Flights are outrageous right now and I need to book one to Vegas for Nov. Southwest is trying to charge 400. Like, what? It should be cheap to fly there! FML!
ReplyDeletedyyying over the wedding photographer comment - hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWell you know I googled the Oryx.. That is awesome and where do you hunt those at??
ReplyDeleteWTF?! where is the
ReplyDeleteDear Kristen Bear aka College BFF,
I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU FOR CHANGING MY LIFE. OH HOW DIFFERENT IT WOULD BE IF WE WOULDVE NEVER FALLIN IN LOVE! I PRAY FOR YOUR SAFE TRIP AND SAFE RETURN BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR HOT ASS!
Your terribly disappoint BF!
Miss Kris
OH AND I LOVE THAT ANONYMOUS COMMENTER! HE'S FUNNY BIZZZNESS!!!
ReplyDeleteDear Kristen,
ReplyDeleteAll that mushy biz is saved up for my guest post on YOUR blog tomorrow. Don't push my buttons...you know I'm doing a "Remember When" post and I've got some dirt on you love... ha. I would NEVER!! SO j/k!! ...maybe. ;)
xoxo,
ME!
(& yes-I just commented on my own blog.)
This is so funny....very similar conversation I had with my hubby the other night. Help me think of something to blog about...he says HIM. Hmmm, pretty sure no one wants a whole post about how cute I think my hubby is! I told him if he ever started reading my blog I MIGHT give him a shoutout...but thats it!
ReplyDeleteHahaha how funny, my boyfriend asked me if he could be a "guest blogger" on mine and I pretty much told him the same thing :) Love the anonymous comment too! Cute! xoxo
ReplyDeleteLove all your notes, Congrats to Carolyn & LOVED the one to your hubby. :)
ReplyDeleteI get my wedding photos back Sunday & when picking a photographer I looked for things like this. I didn't want to run into what you are running into now, just as my sister did! I'm so sorry, that really sucks!
ps-what is a twink? is this a TX term?
ReplyDeletepps- I kinda like it.
ReplyDeletehahah AUSTIN! 6th street was AMAZING. Please ride my beloved bull (refer to Shalyns blog)
ReplyDeletei like the word twink
SO HAPPY for Carolyn!!
Annnnnd with 950$ you could come wreck havoc with me in Boston
xoxoxo
Loving all these letters and Woo Hoo to Austin...I was just there! Oh my to the wedding photographer...I'm with you on what to do with an 8x8 book at that price! Thank you for your super sweet comment on my blog and yes, I get Katherine Heigl ALL the time and since I was 14 years old and she was in "My Father The Hero!" :)
ReplyDeleteLiesl :)
Just wondering what part of the country the hubby is hunting Oryx? Have him check out the Fort McKavett Ranch here in Texas - they have some amazing hunting! Have a blast in ATX!
ReplyDeleteJust discovered you (through your guest post at All In My Twenties). I've had a great time reading your posts. Starting the "Live-It" of eating TOMORROW! I'm going on a cruise in December and this is exactly what I need to lose the last 10-15lbs. Thanks for sharing!!
ReplyDeleteThanks love!!! :) I'm married!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh. I hate your photographer for you. Stupid wedding vendors. LOL
Also - stupid SW airlines. And your hubby is too cute.
Love you!!