Omg does that say "positive"?
How much weight am I "allowed" to gain?
It's ok...I'm eating for two...
Ummm...am I gonna be sick?
Is it nap time yet?
(In response to "How are you feeling?") Good! Besides the fact that I'm exhausted, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, my body is changing by the minute and my boobs hurt like the dickens...I feel just greeeeat.
What?! No sushi??
Do you think I'm showing? Or is that just the pancakes?
Can I eat this?
Oh my gosh...nine months with no wine??
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.
When do I get to find out what I'm having?
Shhh. We're pregnant. But you can't say anything to anyone for 6 more weeks...
Uhh...where's your nearest restroom?
What about now? Is it nap time yet?
Wait. Did I just feel movement?
Do you think I need to wear maternity clothes yet?
Are you sure there's only one in there?
No really...my sister-in-law just had triplets. ARE YOU SURE??
Do we have any pickles?
I think I need to pee.
Does this make me look fat?
I don't think I'm going to make it to the gym today...
Ummm...what's a birth plan?
I'm just sooooo tired...
Do you smell that??
We should probably start planning our babymoon...
ACHOO!! Did I just pee?
I just can't eat that tonight...
Are you going to take my blood again??
I'm just really tired...
When can I start telling people?