Dream Jobs

Following up on yesterday's post, while I do love my job, I can't help but think of a few other jobs out there that would be just downright the shizznit.

Let's talk dream jobs.

Dream jobs (or other people's jobs) that probably you, nor I, really ever thought of.

Chris Harrison

I don't know what his title is or really even what his "job" is but whatever it is, it's LA-GIT. (I know it's spelled "legit" but I wanted an emphasis on "LAAAAA".)

If I had to put money on it, I'd say his job description looks a little something like so:

Job Title: TV "Host" for ABC's "The Bachelor/ette/pad"

Job duties:

• One skill:
• Ability to say: "Ladies, this is the final rose." Once per episode. That's it.

Job Qualifications:

• Non-sexual predator
• Social skills
• Healthy, functioning liver
• Not afraid of heights, flying or being around 25 women at one time
• Enjoys wearing makeup and suits
• Okay with traveling the whole-freaking-world with a group of 20-something dramatic kids

Salary: $15.5 million (I don't know if this is forreal but Google said so.)

I rest my case. Most amazing job EVVVVA, right?!

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Rob Dyrdek

You know who he is...owner of DC shoes, star of Rob & Big, Ridiculousness AND Fantasy Factory. Not that I would want to be the owner of a shoe company (& definitely not DC shoes) but have you SEEN his "office"?

It's like it's OWN city!

Don't get me wrong, I could do without the skate ramps so just imagine pools & sexy Brazilian cabana boys in their place.

He has a miniature pony, two English bulldogs (Meaty & Beefy) and get this...a freakin' foam pit within 100 yards of his desk. Umm hello, Santa?! I've been a good girl!

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Last and definitely the most random dream job of all...

OPI Nail Polish Name Thinker Upper

Have you ever thought about the fact that someone out there is lounged back in their lush corner office making the big bucks all because they sit around naming nail polish colors after some defining moment in their life?? Because someone does...

That same someone also travels the world for "inspiration".
Tough job? Puh-lease. Throw me a friggin' bone.

Examples:

"Call My Cell-ery" - who doesn't want the 0 calorie food at their finger tips?

"Cancun Fiesta" - which probably brings back his/her college memories of a one-night-stand in Mexico.

"Cabana Banana" - Oh heyyy, Chiquita.

 "Cozu-melted in the Sun" - yet another Mexican adventure. 

(I'm starting to think said "coordinator" is of the Hispanic dissent.)

I'd have to say some of my all-time faves are from the Texas line (duh):

"Y'all come back, ya hear!"

"Big Hair. Big Nails."

"San Tan-tonio"

"Do you think I'm Tex-y?"

By the way, if you're wondering where this stroke-of-genius blog post came from...

Lunch time mani...Strawberry Margarita by OPI

(Somebody take me to the beach!)

Thaz all she wrote. BYE.