In case you didn't know, Willie Nelson's birthday is in exactly 36 days. This also just so happens to be the same day George Washington was inaugurated...in 1889, of course. Aaaand...according to this calender...in exactly 36 days it's also "National Spank Out" day. (Thank God. I've been waiting all year for that.)
Ok really...you're probably wondering why hell I know all these random facts. (And for the record, yes, I did in fact already know these. No Google search was involved.)
Well...in just thirtySIX short days it will be April 30th and even though I'm sure it's already marked off on your calendars, I just want to make sure you know that I'll be turning twentySIX.
So guess what? You're in luck because you still have time to get me a gift! I went ahead and saved you from searching high and low for THE perfect gift and if there's anything that needs to be ordered and/or shipped, you have plenty of time. (I know. I am such a thoughtful gift receiver. You can thank me later...)
I bring you...my Pinterest-inspired birthday wish list:
JEWELRY MIRROR/ARMOIR
This is a necessity. My daily F*bombs will become minimal
thanks to something like this. You see, my jewelry currently falls out
of my current jewelry box multiple times throughout the day. I have cussed that stupid thing out more than any one thing I know. It pisses me off just thinking about it...
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MONOGRAM FILIGREE NECKLACE
(My initials should look like so: "sHn"...in case you forgot.)
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DIAMOND BOW RING
...because a bow on my wedding dress and a Beau at home just aren't enough. ;)
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BURBERRY (THE ORIGINAL)
...so I can stop stealing spritzes of my mother-in-law's
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BRIGHT, SUMMERY NAIL POLISH
:need I explain?
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Again...no explanation needed....
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Last and MOST importantly...Southwest Airlines gift cards to get me to
Ohio to see this girl for HER birthday.
And if all else fails, Target, Homegoods
and Dillard's gift cards, anything personalized or even a photography lesson will be accepted. ;)
Happy shopping! :)
That Burberry scent is one of my favorites and whoever gets you the filligree monogram necklace, could you please tell them that I would love one in JMB as well? WHY are those so expensive?
ReplyDeleteDear nice shoppers for Steph who are reading (aka Momma J and BBFT),
ReplyDeleteI will love you no matter what but pahlease for the love of the RODEO, get this girl some SOUTHWEST AIR LINE gift cards. We NEED to celebrate our birthdays together and just think...you won't be making just one girl happy for her birthday-but TWO.
This is me begging.
Over and Out,
Ohio Girl
((HOPE YOU READ THIS BEAU))
I think George Washington was long gone by 1889 ;0)
ReplyDeleteHappy almost birthday! :)
Mybbirthday is on the 24th and I will ne 27!! The monogrammed initial necklace is on my wishlist too... But instead of my initials I want it to look like this...oBt O-hubby Oscar B-ME and T- my son Talan. Happy Almost Birthday month to us!!!
ReplyDeleteI would also love a jewelry armoire!!! My current jewelry box stinks! Great choices - hopefully your man gets you a couple of these items:)
ReplyDeletehaha too cute. I have that Essie polish and LOVE it :)
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Samantha
haha too cute. I have that Essie polish and LOVE it :)
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Samantha
I got my BFF that Texas necklace for a graduation gift and she loved it. So cute!
ReplyDeletehaha this is TOO funny! I am doing a post like this bc my birthday is on THURSDAY! How fun!! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat post! HOpe you get some of those for your bday!
ReplyDeleteMy bday is the 30th too! Except I will be turning the dirty 30. :(
ReplyDeleteLove the birthday picks! The monogrammed necklace is perfect :)
ReplyDeleteSo how much of a geek am I that when you mentioned that your initials are sHn I got super excited since we share 2 of 3 initials? A HUGE geek. I would love any of those gifts too! Especially HomeGoods giftcards...
ReplyDeleteI have a jewelry armoire and LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteSo thankful you make shopping for you so easy!!! Hmmmm not sure what I'm gonna get ya!
ReplyDeleteOn another note, yes, its willies birthday also, who just happened to be your dads fav county singer!! I have to admit I slept through *willies rockin new years eve concert* a few times but made your dad happy that my body was there! Lol. Love ya! Momma J
Oh my gosh, I so need that jewelry box! I actually have a big one, but it's not big enough! UGH!! The thing won't even close now.
ReplyDeleteI got a giant jewelry armoire for Christmas one year as pretty much my only present & it was seriously the best gift ever! I am a jewelry freak so this had been a necessity for far too long. I can't believe I waited as long as I did either. I have this one & it has tons of space! Maybe I'll take pics for you one day since the website doesn't have many. Definitely an investment! Lol
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Oh & I want all of your birthday wishes too, girl you have great taste!
too cute!!
ReplyDeletei got that bow ring for Valentine's day & I am in love with it..but like all pictures it makes it look big in reality it isn't THAT big..but you will get LOTS of complaints.
Hope you get everything you want!!
xoxo
Jessica
i LOVE that bow ring! too cute!
ReplyDeleteLove your birthday wish list!! So fun!
ReplyDeleteGreat wish list!!!! I'm lovin the summe nail colors.
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