THIS happened to me last night.
Katie. In Texas. For the entire 4th of July weekend!!!!
And I had NO. FLIPPING. IDEA.
There were lots of "WHAT"s and "OH MY GODDDDDD"s and even an "I'm not even wearing any shoes!" and one "Is this real life??"
So to answer my own question...Yes. This is real life.
Happy 4th of July weekend, y'all!