How To: Throw An Epic Bachelorette Party
by: me
Step 1. Deck out your little bridey...from head to toe.
(Tiara: check!)
(Sunglasses: check!)
(Clutch & veil: check & check!)
(Themed wine glass: check!)
(A coffee mug man who undresses himself as your cup fills and
who conveniently goes by the name "Juan Pablo"...CHECK!)
Step 2. Find a nice old man in the condo complex who wants to share his booze with you.
Thank you, Pat!
Step 3. Skip the lingerie party altogether and throw her a "Monograms & Mimosas" party.
(tutorial on the lace letters coming soon!)
Step 4. Invite the absolute best group of girls to join you.
Casey, Holly, Casee, Brooke, Amanda, Ashley
Moi, Mackenzie, Jennifer, Samantha, Chelsea, Meredith
Step 5. Spend your day surrounded by good views, great drinks and even better friends.
Step 6. Make sure your bachelorette is absolutely stunning. (Very important detail!)
Step 7. Ride to dinner and bar hop in style.
Step 8. Wake up hungover as hell the next morning and head to the nearest vineyard!
Doesn't Ash (bride) look gorgeous here? If I told you that she vomited immediately
after this picture was snapped, would you believe me?
Becker Vineyard
Our adorable guide, Gary, who was later nicknamed "Gare Bear" and told our ADD group that we were "like herding kittens" while on the tour. He even meowed at us multiple times. Gare Bear loved us...to say the least.
Step 9. Steal bottle labels straight from the roll and toilet paper from the bathroom because you ran out at your lakehouse and are too lazy to go buy more. (Sorry, Becker Vineyards. We owe you some TP...)
Step 10. Kiss your guide and compliment him on the mustache.
Step eleven. Stomp some grapes!
Step 12. Cheers to an incredible, incredible weekend...
...with one incredibly beautiful bride-to-be!
Ahhh, SO much fun!! She is going to be one gorgeous bride!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a fabulous time! I LOVE the last 2 pictures!
ReplyDeleteThank you Ladies for taking such great care of my baby girl and giving her a wonderful weekend she will always remember!
ReplyDeleteEveryone looked so gorgeous!!
Thanks again!
Love to All!!!
Momma Bright
I love Fredericksburg!! One of my favorite places in Texas! Becker Vineyards is such a great winery... my brother was married there last Fall.
ReplyDeleteLooks like an absolutely wonderful weekend! Those lace initials are so awesome - can't wait for the tutorial. I've always wanted to tour a vineyard, and Gare Bear looks like he would make a super fun tour guide (especially for a super fun group of kittens, I mean ladies.) Meow.
ReplyDeleteI dislike the word vomit.. So when I recap my bachelorette weekend next week I'll just puked or throw up haha..
ReplyDeleteSuper cute party! Love the grape stomping! I'm leaving for my girlfriends at Disneyland in T-Minus 8 hours!
Love that last photo! Grape stomping sounds so fun! I live near Napa Valley and have yet to experience that!
ReplyDeleteThis looks like yall had so much fun! I love vineyards, although it definitely takes some motivation to get drinking again after a late night.
ReplyDeleteAww this looks fantastic. I wish mine had included a bar hop adventure vs a club. bad decision on my part and grape stomping how cute, like Gare Bear
ReplyDeleteOh wow what awesome pics - you should hire yourself out to plan other parties for lazy bridesmaids!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun weekend! You girls all look gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteAHH! Love it all! Love the "herding kittens" by Gare Bear! LOL! I can only imagine what a rowdy bunch that was!
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to stomp grapes, looks like so much fun!
ReplyDeleteDid the poor bride really puke right after that picture? If so, she looked fabulous doing so and was a trooper for continuing the wine tasting :)
You sure do know how to throw awesome parties!! Your friends are lucky to have you!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, looks like you guys had a amazing time! Love the grape stomping, I have always wanted to do that.
ReplyDelete:-) Tabitha
Oh my gosh, so much fun!! I think SPD needs to finally come off so you can show off some of your projects!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLooks like a blast!! :) LOVE the theme of the party.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I totally know Pat that was sharing his alcohol...!!! Him and my dad are best friends from high school/college! Small world!! Looks like a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteYou did an awesome job!! I want to stomp on some grapes!! Fun.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant checklist and looks like a FABULOUS weekend for the bride and all the girls x
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome bachelorette weekend!! I'm super jealous ;) That looks like a beautiful place!
ReplyDeleteWow...definitely epic! So fun! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful group of ladies! Looks like so much fun, I've always wanted to stomp grapes.
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of a Monograms & Mimosas party! So cute!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteI was just seeking this info for some time. After six hours of continuous Googleing, finally I got it in your site. I wonder what’s the Google’s problem that does not rank this type of informative sites closer to the top. Generally the top websites are full of garbage.
ReplyDeletela wedding venues
I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts. Any way I'll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post again soon.A fantastic presentation. Very open and informative.You have beautifully presented your thought in this blog post. Bachelorette Parties
ReplyDeleteYes I will come back to this lace, its huge and open, and have really tall ceilings. Wait staff was also pretty good. Bartender was awesome and personable.
ReplyDeletebest birthday party nyc
Hi! I am currently looking for places to stay for bachelorette parties in Fredricksburg & came across your post. We have a group of about 15 so it has been hard to find a house large enough for all. I noticed that you stayed in condos & wondered if you could share the name and information. If so, it would be mighty helpful. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteYes Please tell us what the condos are called that you stayed in. Thanks!
ReplyDelete