How To: Throw An Epic Bachelorette Party
Step 1. Deck out your little bridey...from head to toe.
(Clutch & veil: check & check!)
(Themed wine glass: check!)
(A coffee mug man who undresses himself as your cup fills and
who conveniently goes by the name "Juan Pablo"...CHECK!)
Step 2. Find a nice old man in the condo complex who wants to share his booze with you.
Thank you, Pat!
Step 3. Skip the lingerie party altogether and throw her a "Monograms & Mimosas" party.
(tutorial on the lace letters coming soon!)
Step 4. Invite the absolute best group of girls to join you.
Casey, Holly, Casee, Brooke, Amanda, Ashley
Moi, Mackenzie, Jennifer, Samantha, Chelsea, Meredith
Step 5. Spend your day surrounded by good views, great drinks and even better friends.
Step 6. Make sure your bachelorette is absolutely stunning. (Very important detail!)
Step 7. Ride to dinner and bar hop in style.
Step 8. Wake up hungover as hell the next morning and head to the nearest vineyard!
Doesn't Ash (bride) look gorgeous here? If I told you that she vomited immediately
after this picture was snapped, would you believe me?
Our adorable guide, Gary, who was later nicknamed "Gare Bear" and told our ADD group that we were "like herding kittens" while on the tour. He even meowed at us multiple times. Gare Bear loved us...to say the least.
Step 9. Steal bottle labels straight from the roll and toilet paper from the bathroom because you ran out at your lakehouse and are too lazy to go buy more. (Sorry, Becker Vineyards. We owe you some TP...)
Step 10. Kiss your guide and compliment him on the mustache.
Step eleven. Stomp some grapes!
Step 12. Cheers to an incredible, incredible weekend...
...with one incredibly beautiful bride-to-be!