Over It. {Pre-Fall Edition}

Some may consider this a rant...or nice little a b*tch session. Me? I'd just like to refer to it as "I've seen one too many of these pics posted in the social media world to notice yours so you should probably find something more interesting to talk/write about..." And if this offends you, I'm probably not sorry.

New York Fashion Week. Fashion bloggers unite! Enough already. We know you're in NYC. We know you're sipping lattes with some of the finest fashionistas in the fashion community. We know you're getting the low down on the latest fashion trends. We know you've been gifted the most crazy expensive beautiful shoes, dresses and handbags. Do we care? No. Would we have even known Fashion Week was going on without the help of social media? Never. Are we overly jealous of your new Kate Spade Beau Bag? Yes. So consider your job done and enjoy the rest of #NYFW. We really could care less about terrible "trendy" clothing, obnoxiously skinny models and rats nest you so-call "hair styles"...

Pumpkin Spiced Anything. WE GET IT. Praise the LORD...#PSL's are being brewed by the millisecond. Pumpkin-infused candles are flying off the shelves. And pumpkin patches are popping up like snow cone stands in the summertime. For some of you, yes, fall is on the horizon. For the rest of us, we're still contemplating putting on a bikini and heading to the nearest body of water and downing a grande pumpkin spice coffee sounds as good as eating chili in 100 degree weather. Vom.com.

Crossfit. I've been over this one for a while now but have kept my mouth shut. Don't get me wrong...I'm all for a good workout. In fact, I LOVE the fact that Crossfit has spread like wildfire because more people exercising means more healthy folks in this world. I do not, however, LOVE seeing your squatting/deadlifting/box jumping pics posted every hour on the hour. We understand you workout. We know you pay a pretty penny to workout in a un-air conditioned warehouse. We, non-crossfitters, work out just as hard as you do. We know what a sweat angel looks like and have made plenty of our own. We don't need to see yours.



{So. Over. This.}

Advocare Spark. The latest and greatest multilevel marketing "opportunity"! Again, I'm all for healthy living but after working in the supplement industry for 4+ years, I'd really like to know how an energy drink that contains maltodextrin and sucralose be "soooo good for you"? We get it. You sell it. We don't want it.

Football. No-I'm not over football, for crying out loud...it just started! But I AM, however, over the abundance of television screen photos popping up all over Twitter and Instagram every Monday, Thursday and Sunday night. Many of us live with men and we're fully aware of what games are on. If we wanted to see football on anything other than the TV, we'd be paying attention to the big screen rather than scrolling through our news feed...

I'm sure I'm guilty of annoying the ever-loving-crap with constant posts of my dog so I'll take blame for that but sorry fashion weekers/crossfitters/PSL drinkers...I'm just not cool enough to hang with you.