Hairy Legs & Yoga Pants

Oh hi. Here I am!

 For some random reason I thought I'd take a 2-day blogging hiatus (not that any of you probably noticed) but alas, I am back which inevitably means if you're here, you're stuck reading my BS. I mean, my completely intelligent, politically correct blog posts which I put my entire life and soul into.

In the meantime, I've been Christmas partyin', Christmas shoppin', drinking, packing, wrapping presents followed by more packing and making countless trips out to our new house. 

Work Christmas party attire (dress from a boutique called "Julie's Closet") - A mixture of Christmas prezzies and more shizz that needs to be packed up - A few wrapped gifts under my non-existant tree
 

More on ze house later this week! ;) I pwomise.

Y'all...it is 34 here. Yes-that's a three followed by a four. (It was 80 yesterday.)

I'm a summer girl, through and through. Always have been. Always will be. (Sidenote: My AOL screen name used to be "SuNkIsSeD_DZ"...and we all know our first AOL screen name really defined us for the rest of our lives...) So anywho...there's nothing that ruffles my panties more than 90 degree weather,  not a cloud in the sky and a fresh (or salty) body of water. Ahhhh...doesn't that sound nice to all you Yanks up there freezin' your little hineys off?! Go ahead admit it. That sounds pretty damn good right about now.

That being said...summer, I'm not cheating on you, but winter is definitely having it's perks right now, and in honor of 30 degree temps making their grand entrance into the Lonestar State, it's only appropriate that this post be completely dedicated to the weather. Because do you know what cold weather means for us women?

A few very important things:

1. More layers and the disappearance of shorts and dresses equals less reason to shave. Sorry boys.

2. Yoga pants and leggings are appropriate anywhere at any time (and apparently on any one in any SIZE.) Disclaimer: if leggings or yoga pants emphasize your muffin-top or your cellulite, please refrain from wearing them.

3. Perfect hair conditions. No humidity. Cool wind blowing through my strands. No frizzies. Ahhhh...

4. All those cute summer clothes you wanted 5 months ago? Yep. They're on sale.

5. Holidays = every excuse TO shop every waking moment of every day...even if it is for yourself.

6. Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Christmas CDs. My two faves. And if they aren't yours, we can't be friends anymore.

7. No a/c necessary. Being a Texan folk, our air conditioners are lucky if they every catch a break so up until today, Beau and I have had our a/c on a chilly 68 degrees at night. Cheaper electric bill? Yes, please!

See? Winter isn't so bad, now is it?!
Hairy legs & yoga pants. Does it get any better than that?

Then again this is coming from a Southern redneck who's never experienced "real" snow. Take it for what it's worth, party people. Now where did I put my space heater?