...as to why the 2012 Olympic village needs 150,000 condoms:
'tis true...
With more than 10,000 Olympians on site, there are enough free rubbers amongst the village for each athlete to participate in "extracurricular activities" 15 times a piece over the three week span. They say the swimmers are the worst (possibly because they're the first sport to finish?) and after seeing Mr. Lochte and those baby blues winking at the cameras in skin tight spandex, I think we can all agree with that.
As for Mr. Beckham...he was by far the best part of the opening ceremonies and you, Mr. Priddy, I know you have a wife and all but holy muscles. Hellllllo baldy! ;)
I dunno about you but these 3 gentlemen have made watching the Olympics that much better. Who'd ever think I could be so interested in swimming for the first time in my life?;)
Just sayin'...
{wow. did I really just write a blog post about condoms?}
{wow. did I really just write a blog post about condoms?}
Knowing that just makes me want to be an olympian. Um, helloooo Ryan Lochte!! Gah, I would die! haha and my sister takes dance from Priddy's sister. They flew over there late last week. Yayy America! :)
ReplyDeleteLochte Lochte Lochte.. I'd make use of 15 condoms with him ; ) kidding kidding.. or am I?
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I call dibs on lochte
ReplyDeletebahahaaaa. too funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm a competitive swimmer (and have had the pleasure of meeting Ryan Lochte) and don't doubt at all that the swimmers use the most!
ReplyDeleteI seriously totally agree with you on how I could have never beens so interested in swimming before! I could have cared less about the olympics my whole life and BAM Mr. Ryan on the screen turned that right around! I also thought a couple of the gymnasts from the U.S. Men's team were cuties, but they are only like five foot two. Oh well, you can't really tell their height from the screen :)
ReplyDeleteWe were just talking about this!! So funny! We read they had to really up the amount the handed out from last year....those crazy Olympians!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You're hilarious! Just what I needed for this Monday morning... a blog post about condoms! :)
ReplyDeleteI literally just laughed so hard over this ;) great post girl!
ReplyDeleteI am seriously in love with Lochte... He is one beautiful specimen... Good Lawd!
ReplyDeleteIf Ryan Lochte was in my village...mmm mm mmm I don't know what I would do! (actually, yes I do, but it is not blog appropriate.)
ReplyDeleteI am in love with Lochte! He is beautiful!
ReplyDeletehahaha I love Ryan!! And he went to UF, too! :)
ReplyDeleteYou totally did. Oh Ryan...my love...
ReplyDeleteHey girl, just hopping over to say hello! We're instagram buds but I feel like I have no time for blogging these days! :/
ReplyDeleteHe is hot...as is Mr. Brady Ellison from the archery team. I love a man with a bow and arrow, and he looked pretty hot shooting the other day :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA love this! And I could stare at Lochte swim all day = )
ReplyDeleteI swam all through college and can say that I witnessed first hand how swimmers hop from one bed to another (especially other swimmers' beds). I don't know if it's because the men's and women's teams are so close, but whoa! Aahh, the good ol' days of college swimming ;o) And God bless Lochte and his tight Speedo!
ReplyDeleteomg i just talked about this at work and w my hubs about how they must all get it on. hilarious!
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