My Second Favorite "F" Word

Ahhh...Friday...my second favorite "F" word. Lets write some letters, shall we?

Dear Friday: Welcome!! You know the drill...let's make this work day as simple and pain-free as possible so we can go ahead and get this whole weekend thang underway. Deal? Deal. (Psst. Have I told you lately that I love you?)

Dear Victoria's Secret: your customer service is THE best. Bottom line. I showed up with two 10 month old sports bras I've worn a total of 3 times due to the fact that they pinch the crap out of my armpits. You proceeded to measure my small ta-tas and tell me that I'm smaller than a 34B...say wha??!! and even exchanged the pinchers for the most perfect sports bra ever... with plenty of padding to keep me from looking like a 10 year old little boy. THANK. YOU.

Dear Yeast-Free Diet: It'll be two weeks on Monday that we've been BFF's and let me just say... my clothes fit better, my stomach (as in the actual organ) has already shrunk so much I haven't even been hungry, my face has done a total 180 and my stomach aches have pretty much subsided. I still can't have booze so my sanity is still out there somewhere but either way...you, my dreaded friend, have been SO worth the trouble!

Dear Pottery Barn: you got a letter last week and you're getting another one this week. If you don't want to send the Hayden dining room table and chairs for me to *cough* review *cough*, I understand. However...I'm completely okay with you sending the Raleigh Camelback bed with naiheads in a king size with the twill parchment linen. (What can I say, I'm a girl who knows what she wants.) What do ya say ? Yes? (I'm needy. I know. Just go ahead and stick it in the mail already.)

Dear Meesh & Mia: I blame you for the damage I'm about to do on your website. But then again...I THANK you for offering the most adorable UofH clothing & accessories and for offering such a suh-WEET giveaway to my readers!! (which, by the way, ends TONIGHT!)

Dear Husband: I {think} I've been a lil sassy (AKA: snappy) lately and I'z sawwy. :( Maybe I'm a little stressed, perhaps Aunt Flow is on her way (that B best be on her way!) or....ya...lets go ahead and say it's probably the latter part of that statement but I just wanted to say spank you for putting up with me...everyday...for better or for worse...you really do rock my little bitchy world. ;)

Dear builders: you're getting a letter every week until our house is done...that is, unLESS you royally eff something up and/or stop working altogether. Then you'll get a hate letter. Delivered straight to your doorstep. With poop on top. Sorry-where was I? Sooo ya...thank you for workin' your little booties off this week! We have rooms, and closets, and a gameroom and a couple patios and STAIRS!!! Holy heck...this thing is starting to come together! (Scuse our messy front yard...)

Dear Friday (again): Stay awile and come back soon, ya heard?