...but I'm not.
1. Wearing my underwear inside out all day long yesterday. Yep. It happened. I noticed sometime around 9am when I made my routine trip to the ladie's room and figured it was a waste of my time to turn them right-side-in at that point. There's only 24 hours in a day people and I only have time to put on panties once. Some people call it "lazy". I call it "efficient".
2. Legitimately signing up for theknot.com...again...as a bride. So what. It's for my best friend Ashley's wedding. You see...she's a little "anti-bride" these days and, well, we all know I'm borderline obsessed with weddings so I figured I'd take the reigns on this one. (PS: she's more than okay with this. I think?) Looks like we have 300-something days left and quite a few things to check off our list. 173 things, to be exact.
3. Paying $5 for one single pint of ice cream. Hey, it's dairy free and when you can't have milk, butter, cheese or yogurt...like EVER again...you'll pay anything for something that tastes remotely close to ice cream. This stuff=legit.
4. Tagging @TaylorSwift in every photo I took on Saturday night. It was girls night and something about tagging her in my Instagram pics made me feel like she was there.
Creepy fan award goes to...ME.
5. Duck Dynasty finally making it to my top 10 list of search keywords on this here blog. God bless those rednecks! Life=complete.
{Nevermind the "cat scratch eyebrow" comment. What is that supposed to mean, anyways?!}
Life's too darn short to be ashamed of yourself. Go out there and do something dumb. Chances are, it'll at least make for an entertaining blog post! ;)
HAHA! I've totally done the underwear thing before. Oops! And I love to randomly tag Justin Bieber... still waiting for the day that he notices. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG I will literally pass out if Taylor Swift ever notices.
Deletewhy can't you have milk, butter, cheese, or yogurt ever again??? I thought that was a temporary dieting change. Could you sometime blog about what you eat? I know you follow some rules and cut out a lot of things that a lot of people eat a lot of (did I say "a lot" enough?!). So I'm just curious about how you avoid all of those things without spending a ridiculous amount of money on groceries! I feel like I spend a ton already!
ReplyDeleteI found out that dairy has been causing most of my skin issues. I've been dairy free for almost 2 months and it has made the BIGGEST difference in my skin!! I will do a food post soon...I just need to have a LOT of time to prepare for it because what I actually CAN eat is usually odd or I just eat the same thing over and over again (which a lot of people can't stand to do!) Coming soon...I promise!
DeleteHey Jack! I realize this is going to cause a bit of jealousy towards me from you but I need to let you know, I now have TWO Duck Dynasty searches in my top 10. Did I just blow your mind a little bit? @taylorswift
ReplyDeleteNo jealousy here. You're actually my hero for this. Maybe I should repost the "Work Hard. Nap Hard" music video so I can catch up to you...
Deletehey, have you ever made ice cream from bananas? i do not eat dairy or processed foods so i make my own every night. it is super easy and wayyyyyy good. i usually just toss a frozen banana (cut in 1/3's) into the food processor, some almond butter or chocolate almond butter, and some form of milk (usually almond or coconut). its INSANE!! if you havent had it check it out!!
ReplyDeleteYes! I have!!! And it is delish but I'm only allowed to eat certain fruits and bananas are not one of them. :/ Crazy... I know!
Deletehahhaa, this post is perfect.
ReplyDeleteBahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I so loved that you tagged yourself with @TaylorSwift on Saturday! I totally saw that and it was heelarious!
ReplyDeleteOk...funny was what I was going for. I sure as heck hoped people wouldn't take me seriously with that!!
Deleteoh I do the underwear thing more than I would care to admit, hubs and I actually did it on the SAME day a couple months ago
ReplyDeleteHysterical!! When I told Beau about it he goes "Oh. I do that ALL the time!" So glad I'm not alone...
Deletehahah I totally get ya on the knot thing but I did it for my sisters pregnancy for what to expect...I would get weekly emails on what size fruit my baby was lol!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha NICE! Well hey...now you really WILL know what to expect when the time comes!
DeleteHa. I've done that before.. sometimes I just don't care enough to check. I mean they are clean and thats all that matters when I put them on
ReplyDeleteRight?! Ok so glad I'm not alone here. I mean, it gets the job done inside out or right side in...who cares.
DeleteAre you lactose intolerant too?! Almond dream = dream come true. I love this post. Especially since I accidentally put my undies on inside out this morning haha. I caught on earlier than you did though. ;)
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MacKensie
mackensieg.blogspot.com
No-I'm not lactose intolerant but I think I have some kind of allergy to it because I finally figured out that dairy was a HUGE contributor to my acne! I've been dairy free for almost 2 months now and it's crazy how much of a difference it's made!!
DeleteSO FUNNY that you had your panties inside out!! I really am SO glad I'm not alone here. It's happened quite a few times lately.
I wouldn't fix my panties either..ha!!! haha!
ReplyDeletetoo much time/effort. They still got the job done being inside out...no use in wasting time lol
DeleteHaha loved this! You know what google analytics tells me is my #2 most searched term...vajiggle jaggle. Yeah, I'm not ashamed.
ReplyDeletevajigga wha??!! OMG! Hysterical. Own that, sister!
DeleteHa how about one Friday I grabbed a pair of jeans out of the dryer and by lunch time I felt something on my foot. A pair of panties had been in the leg of my pants and finally freed themselves! How i didn't feel it I'll never know. Stole a blog idea from ya- but gave ya credit. Your blog is one of the reasons I started blogging!
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GET OUT!!! OMG!!! That is TOO funny!! One time my husband played softball with a pair of my panties stuck to the inside of his shorts!!! HAHAHAHA I think the static clinged them together in the dryer (or maybe he's been wearing my undies?! ;) )so when he got home and realized he was praying to GOD no one saw them lol.
DeleteGoing to read your post now!! Thank you doll!! xoxo
Sadly this thing happened to me too. Pair of panties had been in my pant leg. Fell in the floor at our friends house. They were light blue and rather eh skimpy...husband's friend goes "I think you lost a kleenex" (he was dead serious at first too)
DeleteI have to confess I have never watched DD... I should because my family knows their family distantly. One of my friend's husband is related to them and works at the store. He had to grow his beard out to disgusting proportions to get "the look". Ewwwwww! I would imagine you end up with last week's mac and cheese in there sometimes. :)
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ReplyDeleteI pretty much laughed all the way through this.
ReplyDeleteGirl - I am not ashamed either. Maybe I should start tagging @justintimberlake in my photos so we can be friends...
#hello15yearoldversionofmyself
And the inside out underwear thing happens, I am sure to everyone. If they say it doesn't - they LIE.
I am trying to get my hubby as obsessed with DD as I am - he finally admitted to me that Jase is funny. BOOM. I win.
Have a great day girl!
<3
Erin
www.cali-landchic.com
You're hysterical. I totally wore leggings inside out under a dress to work one day- which was definitely not as acceptable as wearing your undies inside out! Let's just say I had a beverage one too many the night prior ?? But on a serious note- just noticed a comment about your diet and your skin improving- kiiiind of contemplating trying this out! How long after you started would you say you saw improvements? Very curious! :D
ReplyDeleteThanks girl!
an entertaining blog post is a great reason to do just about anything! and i totally wore mine inside out the other day too.
ReplyDeleteTotally guilty of the underwear inside out.... repeat offender, actually. Ha...............
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious that you're not alone with the inside out panties and I'm one more to add to the list! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhere oh where did you find that ice cream?! I'm a chocolate snob and pay $6 on the reg for a bag of Ghirardelli that has oh, say...11 pieces of chocolate in it? Yeah...not ashamed. So worth it.
Probably once a week I get to 3 o'clock and realize my undies are inside out :)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't think you were normal if you didn't have your panties on inside out at least once a week. I mean, getting dressed in the morning half asleep will do that to you. And I so need to get the deets on the dairy free diet. I think dairy is causing my skin probs too. Were you dealing with acne or rashes? Lemme know. :)
ReplyDeleteGirllll...acne. BAD! My co-worker who is our the head nurse at my office told me to try it so I did and it has made all the difference in the world! I still get little pimples every so often but NOTHING like it was before!! I'm thinking about writing an entire blog post on it because I know so many other women suffer with the same thing!
DeletePlease do!!! I am still getting horrible cystic acne during "that" time of the month!! It SUCKS and I am over it. I am seriously gonna give it a whirl...I just LOVE cheese...I hope I don't die from withdraws!!
DeleteI'm two steps away from signing up for Knot again. My friend is getting married and the girl has never used Pinterest, so having creating her wedding board. I think it's only appropriate to take over her knot site, too! I LOVE wedding planning....now 10-year high school reunion planning? That stuff is a bore.
ReplyDeleteHahaha I seriously died laughing seeing you tag tswift in all your pictures this weekend!! If she has any brains she would have gotten on that private jet I'm sure she has and joined you two! Her loss ;)
ReplyDeleteThose kinds of pints cost about $12 here in Manhattan. This is how I diet...from being a poor post college kid.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha- You just cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteAt least you noticed the undies, I feel like I wouldn't even know.
ReplyDeletei've totally done that before w the undies, and didn't turn them around either. why both at that point?
ReplyDeleteLove this! pretty sure I've done the inside out underwear too! If you can't laugh at yourself, who will :)
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Pearls & Paws
HAHAHA the underwear!!!! oh man. And yeah you can just re-wear it! i've done that when i once thought bringing 5 pairs of underwear in a 7 day vacation was okay. Re-use, re-cycle ;-) nasty. i wont ever do that again
ReplyDeletedid T-swift respond or anything!?!? that would be fab!
totally bought my sisters boyfriend (whose obsessed with Duck Dynasty) a SI Chia Pet!! cannot wait to see it haha
loves you!
xoxox
I love that you tagged Taylor swift! I think i might steal that idea! And the ice cream sounds like it has to be worth something if it is $5!
ReplyDeleteI feel like I do that with shirts, wear them inside out! I am just going too fast in the morning!
Oh well!
Sooo... Do you want to help ME plan my wedding??? :) I just got engaged this past weekend!
ReplyDeleteI've totally worn my underwear inside out. After they're already on, what's the point in changing? Ha! :P Also, I love watching Duck Dynasty. I just can never remember when TV shows actually come on!
ReplyDeleteHahaha this cracks me up! I love the Taylor Swift tags! And Duck Dynasty, don't even get me started... Wednesdays are now my favorite day!
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