Thank you for reminding me of every single ounce of pie, bacon and chips I should not have eaten this past weekend. While Candice, Adriana and Alessandra have been wearing articles of clothing that are smaller than anything that would fit on my right foot, I've been shoving my pie hole (literally) with ungodly amounts of terrible foods whilst ignoring the fact that I haven't worked out consistently in about a month.
Thanks for the reminder that I still need to lose those stupid 5 pounds I've gained since March and that my pants are a leeeeetle tighter than I'd like them to be. A muffin top is not the best accessory for this swimsuit.
Thanks for the motivation to get my tail to the gym the moment I get off work today and for the inspiration to actually do crunches for the first time in these past few months.
Thanks for providing me with yet another Instagram account to stalk. I mean, being an Angel looks like really really tough work...
Thanks for the subtle hint that I still lack in the ta-ta department. I really needed that...
Thanks to you, I'll be hitting up Whole Foods later today to purchase a month's worth of lettuce leaves and nothing more.
Also thanks to you, I'm officially deeming today "National Make Every Girl In America Feel Obese Day" because if that has been your mission, you have legitimately succeeded and now we all know your little secret.
Oh-and while I have all these wonderful things to thank you for, it would be just downright wrong for me to forget to mention a special thank you from my husband, Beau, for giving him the permission and the pleasure of watching your 6 foot tall, naturally beautiful supermodels on television tonight. May it be everything he's dreamed of. ;)
See you tonight, Alessandra.
Peace.
Happy National Make Every Girl In America Feel Obese Day!
Who's tuning in tonight?! Please tell me I'm not the only one who's had this marked on her calendar for 2 months now?!
Omg I am so pumped for this show, the clothes, the music...ek!! On the other hand it also makes me want to eat only lettuce and water and work out 3x daily and do 1,000,000 crunches. Ah being a girl is so fun. Enjoy it .. and you too Beau!
ReplyDeleteMy mantra while watching is they are over 6 ft.....that is why they have the flattest stomachs and longest legs....longer surface area?? :-) Hahahaha that does look like a tough life ;)
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ReplyDeleteI'm over 6 ft. tall and I can only WISH I looked like them! But I look forward to the show every single year and even though it makes me want to work out every single second of every day, I can't get enough :)
ReplyDeleteIn my opinion, they need some extra meat on their bones. Lol. Throw that chick a cheeseburger.
ReplyDeleteI'm so pumped!! One of my girlfriends little sister is making her angel debut tonight! She's been kicking ass in the modeling industry for the last 5-6 years and finally earned her wings! Keep a lookout for Martha Hunt - she's my girl!
ReplyDeleteYes, I'll watch...Yes, I'll run an extra mile tonight...AND maybe ALL us girls should do our own show tonight for our hubbys/significant others/etc... <3
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I can't wait to watch the show tonight!! Neither can my husband ;) I always feel 100 times more motivated after watching the VS fashion show....and it's needed right now!
ReplyDeleteThanks for reminding me I need to go eat a salad and have one grape for dinner. Oof!
ReplyDeleteI have been counting down the days forever now for tonights show!!! I haven't ran since Nov 15 and this will be my motivation to hit the pavement tomorrow, even if there is 6 inches of snow on the ground!
ReplyDeleteLOL..I seriously just text my hubs saying, "Don't you boys forget that the VS Christmas Runway show is on tonight", hes a FF and working today/night...I was being a bit sarcastic in reminding him, but his exact response was, "Oh we (meaning them) haven't.... ;)"
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, it's been on the calendar, I love this show!!!
I've already got my DVR set...oh and a special thanks for flooding my email inbox and mailbox with catalogs EVERY DAY for the past month!!
ReplyDeletehahaha I was just telling my husband that I was thinking about ordering pizza tonight so I don't have to cook and we can finish our Christmas decorations....I think I remember the VS fashion show was on tonight. If I eat pizza and then watch that I will feel horrible for the rest of the week haha
ReplyDeleteThanks for reminding me, I almost forgot it was on tonight!!!
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I'll be tuning in, in hopes of it pushing me to get my butt back to the gym. I bet they sell record amounts of gym memberships tomorrow. Just saying..
ReplyDeleteI love the VS Fashion show-best motivation ever! I see Alessandra all the time around Brentwood/Santa Monica and she is gorgeous in her sweats with no make-up. Life is so unfair sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHa, this entire post made me laugh! I so have the same feeling and it is awesome...tight pants, brownies in the oven, and anxiously awaiting the start of this show!!!
ReplyDeleteMeh, I have a great rack, and they don't. I don't need any help pushing these up, hahaha.
ReplyDeleteThis post made me giggle. I loved reading about this although I wish it was live. I feel like that would be more fun. hehe Hope you are doing great pretty lady!
ReplyDeleteHaha is it bad that I've never really watched it?! It always ends up being the same night as Sons of Anarchy so instead I indulge in some guac & chips while watching men on Harleys... much better in my opinion ;)
ReplyDeletePretty much defines how I feel. I'm officially depressed, haha. Time to sign up for a gym membership. As for the ta-ta department, that's just never going to happen for me. Haha.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh so hard! Honestly, I just feel like I need to take up residence in the gym now. And find an organic self-tanner, stat!
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